The Pony Problem

My funniest dating story is the time my fake pony fell off at dinner. I was laughing and felt some movement in the back of my head. Before I knew it, my date was pointing to my head and I immediately knew what happened.... Yes, folks. My fake pony fell off my head.

I quickly swooped down to grab my pony, but instead of going to the bathroom like most people would, for some reason I just socked it back on my head right there at the table. I guess I was paralyzed with embarrassment. LOL I sat super still the rest of the night hoping it wouldn't fall off again.

What a night!